Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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