Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
