i don't like sucking hair
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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