exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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