So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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