How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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