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(516): View more from New York

i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right

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(540): View more from Virginia

At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

he's gonorrhea incarnate

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.

(502): View more from Kentucky

Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.

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(646): View more from New York

I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.

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(818): View more from California

I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.

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