are you still at the devil's house?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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