Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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