yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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