How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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