Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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