i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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