He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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