Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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