brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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