i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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