Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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