p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You are a genius and a whore.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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