If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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