he puts the penis in happiness.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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