My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
