You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Success! We fucked roommates!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
