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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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