Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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