I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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