Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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