I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
vagina is talking i cant
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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