in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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