no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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