hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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