I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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