do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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