It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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