No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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