I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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