put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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