I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Two words: blizzard sex
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
