Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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