how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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