You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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