I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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