Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
