So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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