SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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