what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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