let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
