Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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