he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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