I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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