we're blogging at a bar
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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