Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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