I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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